Swiping through profiles and trying to match someone can make time fly by, but waiting for someone’s reply can take forever. So we’re just glad that it didn’t take forever for this user to reply. Check out the punctuality on display here!
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This user took three whole years to reply. We’re assuming because they wanted to come up with a witty reply. In the meantime, it looks like they got into a relationship. Good for them?
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The point of getting on a dating app is to socialize and connect with other people. But what if you’re so used to being alone that your idea of a great date is spending time by yourself doing absolutely nothing?
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This person must have had an extreme sense of self-worth being okay with being stood up. Sometimes though, sleep is preferable to going on a date where all the other person wants to do is talk about other people or opine about their boring takes.
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One of the things that people are interested in knowing is their potential partner’s source of income. Some people really care about wealth and status.
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We doubt that these two will be able to find a middle ground. This high-flying hotshot would crack instantly under the pressure of dealing with 21 elementary school students every day, 365 days a year.
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Installing a dating app on your phone means you are signing up to meet different people from different walks of life. You can meet a match from the opposite side of the world. Cultural exchange is inevitable, and if you’re lucky, a punchline or two.
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This person might have been trying to flirt in their own little way, but as purr usual, it was too much fur their match to handle. We’re sure they were a great cat-ch, but maybe next time they should chase tail more directly.
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Meeting someone normal online is not always easy. There are a lot of people out there, but only a few will be able to match your vibes. So it’s important to know when to hold on and when to let go.
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The joke is so witty yet so straightforward. What more can you ask for in a partner? We truly hope that this worked out because we need a reason to believe that there is still romance in the digital dating world.
It might be hard to get a special gift for someone that they would truly appreciate, but honesty is something your partner should always appreciate. So unless you are trying to surprise them, we think it is best to ask.
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This girl may be as lovely as a flower, but she is also practical. There is a saying that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but it also applies to girls. Who needs a bouquet when you can have a dozen of those delicious donuts?
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A picture can tell a thousand words. In a digital world, a good profile picture can take you from friendship to something more. It is always to put your best foot forward, but there are also times when a simple image can be misinterpreted.
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It might just be us, but the destruction of public property over a childish impulse is kind of a turn-off. Also, everyone knows you have to be subtle with a vending machine. Shake it gently, give it a spark, but not too much. Just like dating!
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An impressive physique is a turn-on for most people. Everyone is on the lookout for models with fitness goals. They may get an A for Athletics, but we mark this bee A+ for honesty.
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They may not be as physically fit as they seem to be in their photos, but that’s nothing that a few trips to the gym can’t fix. Maybe they can make it a date? Gym buddies and partners? Now that’s hitting two birds with one stone.
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Meeting new people is easy. The hard part is impressing a potential partner. So if you want a happy life, set your expectations low. These days, it seems that people are setting the bar so low that it might be mistaken for playing a game of limbo.
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And with that, a beautiful romance is born. We only hope that the combined strength of these two desperados, the bar was raised just a little higher. We can only hope.
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Some couples can work out their differences by being open-minded about things. It could be religion or politics; whatever they feel strongly about, as long as two people are civil, anything can be figured out with time and patience.
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We hope this person thought long and hard before they answered their question. They might be seconds away from the end. Maybe they can autocorrect it in time? Stay in school, kids.
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