The phrase "I have eyes in the back of my head" refers to people who are very aware of their surroundings. People who seem to know what everyone is doing even if they are not directly in front of them. The phrase also describes the next guy.
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He literally has eyes on the back of his (bald) head. Not just eyes, but a whole face of discontent, with a mustache and wisps of hair on the eyebrows. Although he seems like a tough biker, it's clear that he has a good sense of humor.
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Although some people might lament the fact of having a tattoo glitch permanently on their skin, the guy below seems to be perfectly fine with it. In fact, to use his own words, he has "no regrets".
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What he also has is a tattoo artist who doesn't know how to use an online dictionary. Those extra five seconds of double checking where the letters "r" and "e" go would have saved this poor man from a lifetime of "regrets".
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People get face tattoos for all sorts of reasons. New Zealand Maori do it as a form of cultural expression that shows where they come from. Others, like famous rappers, do it to make themselves known. And others, like the guy below, do it for more practical reasons, namely to see.
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Your uniquely designed glasses are definitely one of a kind (mostly because other people don't want to have them). We hope they have helped improve her eyesight.
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While the Jesus tattoo below isn't as bad as the Jesus tattoo from the coloring books above, it still leaves a lot to be desired. The crown of thorns looks like a lettuce, and the right eye doesn't look good.
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It's true that Jesus can save, but he sure didn't save this guy from getting a questionable tattoo. To be fair, it's hard to pack a lot of detail into a small space, so we recommend making a cross or rosary next time.
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Although the spelling is a little weird, the sentiment is true: it's your life. If you want to tattoo the lyrics of your favorite song, it is your decision. All we ask is that you look for the letter before tattooing it.
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This "Jon Bovi" fan clearly didn't. Not only is the lyrics wrong - it's supposed to be "it's my life" - but so is the artist's name - it's supposed to be "Bon Jovi".
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New parents are often so proud of their little ones that they want to get a tattoo of their baby's face, something to remember them by. It's a loving feeling, but that loving feeling doesn't always work out. For the excited dad below, it was just plain creepy.
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The expression is wrong and the face is too big. Sometimes it's best to keep the photos in a photo album and the memories in your mind... or else you'll end up with a bad memory of a terrible tattoo.
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If you were in the '90s and early 2000s, you probably remember that Chinese tattoos (and barbed wire ones) were all the rage. Often the person getting the tattoo didn't read Chinese, but always swore that it had some deep or mystical meaning.
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Maybe a certain percentage of them did. Another percentage of them were complete nonsense -- or, as you can see from the previous post, a food order. Maybe the tattoo artist got a little hungry during work. Or, more likely, the tattoo artist doesn't know Chinese.
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Freddie Mercury, lead singer of Queen, was known and loved for his extraordinary voice. Fans from around the world flocked to see him sing at Live Aid in 1985, and many more flocked to movie theaters to see a recreation of that iconic concert in 2018.
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To commemorate the impact Freddie had on his life, this die-hard fan decided to get a huge tattoo on his arm. Alas, it turned out cartoonishly inaccurate: look how big Freddie's face is!
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We want to apologize to all the English teachers who have made it this far on the list. From "no regerts" to "it's get better", there are too many misspelled words and bad grammar that get tattooed on unlucky people.
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The case above is another example. The "you" should be "you are", as in "when you have fun". However, the mistake makes us question if she did it on purpose, or if she drank too much rum before getting his new tattoo.
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Stitch, from the Disney animated movie Lilo and Stitch , is a nice mix of alien and koala. A playful creature who acts as Lilo's dog as they go on adventures all over Hawaii. The movie was a massive success that spawned all sorts of things from sequels to video games to merchandise.
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It also sparked a desire for Stitch tattoos. Some are quite remarkable. Others, well... you've taken a look at the image above, right? Stitch's cute and funny personality is not captured in this creepy interpretation. Better luck next time.
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