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Quirky Tattoos That Shouldn't Have Got Past The Planning Phase

An Eminem m & m​

Unlike the amateur art of previous tattoos, the artwork done for this next tattoo is top notch. It is clear that this is a talented expert and not a lazy beginner who forgot to correct the spelling. The technical aspect is not what makes us scratch our heads, but the idea behind it.
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Yes, we understand that rapper "Eminem" and candy "m&m's" have the same sound but different spellings. However, why put Eminem's face on an m&m candy? So sweet are his rhymes?
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Brutal Black Project​

Have you heard of the Brutal Black project? It's an attempt by two artists to break away from the pretty that has crept into the tattoo mainstream and explore the darker side of body modification.
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Rough, dark lines are a feature of this style, like the ones you can see on this man's face, neck, ear, arms, and chest. Pain was also important in the Brutal Black Project, so this man really suffered from that tattoo on his face.
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A devout believer​

This guy attends church services every Sunday with his family, reads the Bible and regularly shares the word of God. He has even served as a missionary. Can you imagine what you would do if he showed up at your door?
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Would you accept this man in your Bible study group? As much as we respect his seriousness, we don't understand why he needed to decorate his face to such an extent. It looks like he fell asleep at a party and someone smeared his face with colored markers, but alas, this is a much more permanent mess.
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The Real Spiderman​

Prepare for a battle between two hunters: man against nature. On the far right is a black widow spider. Its legs look like the knuckles of a skeleton. This creature is equipped with a deadly poison. Victims report extreme muscle pain, clenching, and trouble relaxing.
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The man appears to have walked straight into the spider's trap. Can you imagine walking around with this on your face for the rest of your life? You would never be able to relax.
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Drake's Boldest Fan​

We don't know who doesn't love music. Some fans show their support for their favorite singers through Spotify, while others feel the urge to make a more extreme gesture. For example, this Drake fan.
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It is clear that this lady was not enough to start an argument with other Drake fans. It wasn't enough for her to just listen to the rapper's music nonstop. She felt that she had to make her feelings known to everyone she met before they had a chance to say "hello".
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Any Clues for Blue?​

If you're a '90s kid, you'll recognize the Nickelodeon series Blue's Clues . In each episode, you embarked on a secret chase to uncover her paw prints and put everything together to translate Blue's message.
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This guy's face apparently presents our first clue. However, one look and it becomes clear that this is not a game we want to keep playing as adults. You can keep your tracks, friend.
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Wallpaper face​

This guy took the concept of being a wallflower too literally. He was not satisfied with leaning against the wall to avoid conversations at parties, but decided to tattoo his face in a way that would help him go unnoticed.
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To be fair, it's clear that your tattoo artist has worked very hard on all those intricate designs. The work doesn't look bad, but it's more the kind of thing you'd expect to see in a high school kid's notebook than on someone's face.
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A Galaxy of Regret​

Possibly the most common tattoo design you could choose is a star. They are not difficult to draw and require little imagination. If you end up regretting getting a tattoo, you can easily hide the little stars with makeup, unless you go overboard.
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This little girl loved stars so much that she had an entire galaxy tattooed on the left side of her face. Her father was understandably furious. Apparently, it took him four years and more than $13,000 to remove them all. Oh!
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If you can't make it grow, tattoo it​

Some men grow beards to make a good impression on potential partners. A good beard outlines the face, conceals imperfections, and creates a strong-looking facial structure. It is a method of creating a sense of physical and social strength.
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Wanting to participate in fashion, this man took a shortcut by getting a mustache tattooed on his face. Instead of growing a real one, which is painless and free, he chose a fake mustache. Unfortunately, the needle did a horrible job compared to what nature could have done given it time.
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Brrr​

Rapper Gucci Mane rose to stardom in the early 2000s. With an estimated net worth of $12 million, he can afford a lavish lifestyle. Interestingly, that appears to include a tattoo of a frozen treat on his right cheek.
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There has been some speculation about this design. Some say it speaks to his cool lifestyle. Others claim it's a bold but ultimately pointless move to attract attention. If he believed that an ice cream cone could make him more popular, he was sadly mistaken.
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