lempeng
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- Dec 16, 2005
- Messages
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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, "I just used a modem".
A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He says, "I forgot my wallet".
Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pencil just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
A husband and wife are drinking wine at home. The wife says, "I love you." The husband asks if that is her or the wine talking. She replies, "It's me talking to the wine".
Let's commit the perfect crime together. I'll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for loving me.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.
I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the grate-est.
Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
When penguins find mates, they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!
Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you're da balm!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you.
Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!
If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don't care who knows it.
Never laugh at your significant other's choices because you happen to be one of them.
There were two antennas who met on a roof, and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
You can fall from the sky, and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!
On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you”.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Aw, Amish you too!
Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore? Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you marry me?
Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.
My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, "I just used a modem".
A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He says, "I forgot my wallet".
Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pencil just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
A husband and wife are drinking wine at home. The wife says, "I love you." The husband asks if that is her or the wine talking. She replies, "It's me talking to the wine".
Let's commit the perfect crime together. I'll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for loving me.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.
I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the grate-est.
Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
When penguins find mates, they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!
Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you're da balm!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you.
Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!
If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don't care who knows it.
Never laugh at your significant other's choices because you happen to be one of them.
There were two antennas who met on a roof, and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
You can fall from the sky, and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!
On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you”.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Aw, Amish you too!
Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore? Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you marry me?
