Funny quotes

[fizzy86]

pergh...simple english tu ~X(

ada yg paham...dan ada yg x paham mksudnye....:">

 

[eboss]

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

 

[eboss]

ada yg paham...dan ada yg x paham mksudnye....:">

layan ajer pelan2 tentu paham

 

[eboss]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[eboss]

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

 

[eboss]

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

 

[eboss]

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

 

[eboss]

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

 

[eboss]

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

 

[eboss]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?