Funny quotes

[eboss]

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

 

[eboss]

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

 

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There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

 

[eboss]

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

 

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an *****.

 

[eboss]

The road to success is always under construction.

 

[eboss]

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

 

[eboss]

Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.

 

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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea

 

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"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy