Funny quotes

[eboss]

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

 

[eboss]

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

 

[eboss]

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

 

[eboss]

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet

 

[eboss]

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

 

[eboss]

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?