Texas is known to have grown some amazing agricultural products, however, what they have in their ability to produce they lack in their ability to spell. That is made abundantly clear by looking at the roadside sign below.
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Houston, we have a problem. Unfortunately, when this guy wanted to sell his beloved produce, he couldn’t spell out the vegetable names correctly. Although we applaud him for trying their best, we also suggest calling up a friend or using spell check next time.
As we saw from the “redneck calamari” above, people in Texas are known for their inventiveness in the kitchen. They can take any common meal or snack and spruce it up into a decadent meal. Take the bag of Fritos below.
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Instead of being happy with a boring bag of chips, Texans like to add ground beef and grated cheese to the mix. It's their unique Tex-Mex style version of nachos. We suggest adding some jalapenos and hot sauce to give it an added kick.
If there is one word to sum up the people of the Lone Star State, then it is efficient. Take the guy below who was dying to eat his corn on the cob while also making it to the Nascar race.
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Instead of slowly turning the corn with his hands, he decided to automate the process. He grabbed a power tool from the shed, stuck it through the corn, and pressed the button to let it turn. Although ingenious, it’s also dangerous for the teeth.
As we saw from the ranch photo above, some wedding photos are very Texan. We think the photo below gave the one above a run for its money. Shortly after saying ‘I Do,’ the groom hopped up on a cow and the bride climbed some steps nearby.
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Although it might seem strange to some, the newlyweds look to be having a fun time out in the countryside. Sure, it might not be the most traditional wedding photo, but it fits right in Texas.
“Know your customer” is a common saying in the world of marketing and business. If you don’t know your customer, then you don’t know how to make them feel welcomed and sell them what they need. The restaurant owner below clearly knows his clientele.
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True, it was most likely an electrical malfunction, but that doesn’t mean it’s fitting. Texans have a decent sense of humor, so most would probably chuckle over it. Luckily, a clever passerby noticed the funny sign and snapped a photo.
We all know how special family reunions can be. They’re full of relatives you haven’t seen in years, more food and drinks than you can possibly consume, and, if you’re in Texas, the family mud pit.
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As you can see from the photo above, after the feasting and chatting, it’s time for the annual belly flop into the giant pool of mud. It looks like the guy above is about to win the best belly flop contest – and splash every else around him.
The guy who wrote the sign below got a three-year prison sentence. So, he decided to sell all he could to save up some cash – in other words, a yard sale. Sorry, jail sale.
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Clever marketing and we hope he was able to get a sizable chunk of change to buy some jail necessities. Sure, he could have done a few Craigslist or eBay postings, but there’s something a bit more friendly about a handmade sign. This one was outside Austin.
A lot of women dream about and make plans for their wedding at an early age. They like to think about what dress they’ll wear, what shoes they’ll wear, and what the reception hall will look like.
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Girls in Texas are exactly the same, but their vision of the perfect wedding is somewhat different from others (to say the least). As you can see from the photoshoot above, Texan women want their partners to know they can work a chainsaw.
Trucks, as the cliche goes, are required if you want to be a true Texan. Part of it is a cultural thing, and part of it is the rugged landscape. Either way, when the woman below went to the shop to pick out a new dress, she made sure that it matched her beloved truck.
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While some may find the style a little strange, camo is a big deal in Texas. You can see it everywhere from hunting gear to trucks to dresses.
This couple is rolling up to their prom in true Southern fashion. It may not be a classic style, but it certainly is making a statement. He decided to go with a classic camouflage-colored tuxedo while his girlfriend decided on a matching camouflage dress.
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Although they had a fabulous night out, their friends were barely able to find them because their clothes blended into the surroundings so well. Unfortunately, this cost them the coveted title of Prom King and Prom Queen.
