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Quirky Tattoos That Shouldn't Have Got Past The Planning Phase

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Tattoos were once the domain of pirates and rebels, but over the years they have spread to the general population. Although this has been beneficial in the sense that they are more acceptable, it has also led to a lot of terrible tattoos: These are the most extravagant tattoos that should not have passed the planning phase
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Sometimes it's the fault of the person getting the tattoo, sometimes it's the woefully inadequate work of the tattoo artist, and sometimes it's hard to tell whose fault it is. What we do know is that most of them deserve to be covered or removed with a laser. Let's look at 59 of these tattoos that (in our humble opinion) should never have been done!
 

Mistakenly Tattooed​

As any Jack Nicholson fan can attest, eyebrows can express a huge range of emotions. By raising them, lowering them or lowering one while the other goes up, we can show surprise, anger and confusion. These are relatively common, so take a look below to see something more unique.
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His eyebrows clearly show the feeling of having been unjustly condemned. Although we can't say if that's true or not because we don't know the details of his case, we can say that he is guilty of a terrible tattoo.
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A Tribute to Seinfeld​

The television series Seinfeld was a massive hit during the '90s. Spanning nine seasons, this "show about nothing" took viewers into the daily lives and hilarious mishaps of George Costanza, Elaine Benes, the notorious slacker Cosmo Kramer and, of course, the central character: Jimmy Seinfeld.
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Sorry Jerry Seinfeld. It's a pretty easy mistake to make, and (hopefully) a pretty easy one to fix. However, this fan did not have time to check Wikipedia and followed his instinct.
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A Tribute to Marilyn Monroe​

Marilyn Monroe was a huge star during her brief but memorable career. Although she died many decades ago, her image and her person continue to inspire those today. For some, she inspires them to get a tattoo.
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For the person above, the result of that tattoo is best summed up in Marilyn's own words: "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." The tattoo artist seemed to capture all that crazy imperfection in one ridiculous design.
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Have 'Patients'​

The spelling is not to everyone's liking (sorry). Unfortunately, the same sounds in spoken English can be written in a variety of ways. This is mainly because English has borrowed many words from other languages. When you misspell a word in pencil, it's easy to erase it, but what happens when you write it in ink?
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Well then, you get the tattoo above. Regardless of whose fault it is (probably the tattoo artist), it's a good reminder to have some patience (and the ability to check your spelling) before making any permanent decisions.
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A Tribute to Toad​

Everyone has their favorite Mario Kart or Mario Party character . In addition to Mario, there is Luigi, Yoshi and, of course, Toad. Who could forget the cute and lovable toad with the oversized hat?
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Well, the person with the above tattoo will surely not forget Toad anytime soon. His idea to pay homage to the cute and lovable character was to get a terrifying tattoo. To be fair, most of the blame rests with the tattooist, which makes us wonder if the tattooist was an enemy of Toad.
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When you don't want to wear shoes​

If you're a bit short on money and want to make it look like you're not wearing shoes, we have the solution for you. Get a pair of shoes tattooed on your feet. It may sound a little weird, but look how well this pair of feet has turned out.
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Okay, maybe it didn't turn out so well. We only hope that this person was able to at least strike a sponsorship deal with a famous shoe company.
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Time to Repeat Time​

This one isn't as noticeable as some of the tattoo designs above, so we'll give you a minute to look at it before we come back. Do you see the mistake? Sure, the tattoo can tell the time, but that time is going to repeat itself: "III", or 3 o'clock, comes twice a day.
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That's fine if you're a fan of 3 o'clock, but not fine if you're a fan of time precision. For those folks, we suggest a wristwatch to tell the time instead of a tricky ink watch that's on your skin forever.
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Face Tattoos are Forever​

YOLO, or "You Only Live Once" (or Solo se Vive una Vez, in Spanish), has been a very popular acronym for a long time. It is something like "carpe diem" or "seize the day": it is intended to describe a person who lives life to the fullest. Some people like to say it in conversation or put it on their social media profiles. Others like to, well, tattoo it on their faces.
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However, YOLO doesn't mean you can't think ahead. Although diamonds are forever, as they say, so are terrible face tattoos.
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Jesus Painting Book​

Jesus has been the subject of works of art for thousands of years. The image of him has left an indelible mark on mankind: Renaissance masters have painted him, mosaic artists have elaborated him, and tattoo artists have created portraits of him on people's arms.
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This drawing of Jesus is the kind of thing you'd expect from a second grader in art class. It is something you hang on your fridge to show that you are proud. This person, however, chose to hang it on his arm forever.
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