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Kisah Pilot

mintz

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copy paste dari internet(sori kalo dah ada)

Pilot: "The plane is a little too heavy - we can't land!"

Co-Pilot: "I'll throw this apple out"

Pilot: "We're still too heavy to land!"

Co-Pilot: "I'll chuck this Banana out" (

Pilot: We're still too heavy, throw something else out!"

Co-Pilot: Pretends to throw something out and says "Done."

Pilot: "What did you throw out that time?"

Co-Pilot: "A Grenade"

Pilot: "I don't think you should have done that. Oh, well, at least we can land now."

Pilot and Co-Pilot land the plane and start walking away.

They pass person 1, who is holding his head and an apple.

Pilot: "What happened to you?"

Person 1: "I was walking along and this apple fell out of the sky and hit me in the head!"

They pass person 2, who is holding his head and a banana.

Pilot: "What happened to you?"

Person 2: "I was walking along and this banana fell out of the sky and hit me in the head!"

They pass person 3, who is laughing.

Pilot: "What happened to you?"

Person 3: "I farted and the entire house actually BLEW UP!"
 
dia kata dia kentut... tetiba ada rumah meletup.. kononnya sebabkan kentut dia la/
 
adeh, kentut pn boleh meletup..padahal pasal bom..:))
 
hahahaha...

perasan hebat arr tu..
 
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