Funny quotes

[eboss]

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

 

[fizzy86]

xpaham...sbb x pandai BI...

Eboss tlg translate....plz..

 

[eboss]

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

 

[eboss]

xpaham...sbb x pandai BI...

Eboss tlg translate....plz..

pergh...simple english tu ~X(

 

[eboss]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[eboss]

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

 

[eboss]

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

 

[eboss]

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

 

[eboss]

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

 

[eboss]

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)