Today's Quote..

[flywings]

Apakah dia 'rumah di bawah, Tiang di atas'... kah..kah..kah

Jawapannye: KUBUR! nam kaki dalam, ada lebar lagi. Eksen tak tahu
pulak ke...
8) 8) 8)

 

[yeeradhi]

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

 

[SoNiC]

Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.

 

[yeeradhi]

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals
a day as I have advised?

A. Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day :-D :-D :-D
hahahahhahha :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

 

[abie]

boy goes for blood test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton so she Sucks his finger..

boy is so happy he asks, Can I get a Urine Test also?

:smt077 :lol:

 

[yeeradhi]

What is the secret to staying young??
The secret is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[entahler]

kah kah kah.. best best.. semua best.....

:lol: :lol: :lol: keep them comingggggg.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[abie]

A man ask doc,..how to live longer?
Doc.ask him,..you smoke?
A man say,..No..
Doc ask,..you drink?
A man say,..No..
Doc ask,..you play mahjong?
A man say,..No..
Doc ask,.. you like sex?
A man say,..No..
Doc say,........Then you want to live so long for what..???
:-D

 

[abie]

Do you know why guys fart louder?

Because in between his leg, there is 1 microphone and 2 speakers..


hmmm... :-D

 

[flywings]

Do you know why guys fart louder?

Because in between his leg, there is 1 microphone and 2 speakers..


hmmm... :-D

Battery speaker tu lak duduk mana joe ??
:-D :-D :-D :-D