Today's Quote..

[yeeradhi]

ok lah korang teruskan dengan gelak ketawa aku nak tido dulus

sila2 sebelum tido baca ni
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
;-) ;-) ;-)

 

[zerylll]

Mane buku awak dapat lawak ni radhi....???
hehehehe...
Best la... HAhahahaha membuat saya hilang kecewa duit byk abissss :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[flywings]

Bila aku baca thread ni...aku senyum sendiri
sampai org rumah fikir aku ada something wrong
tapi bila dia baca sama....senyum dia lagi lebar dari aku
:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

 

[yeeradhi]

Q: Why did the girl take a ruler to bed with her?

A: She wanted to find out how long she sleeps!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[un2liqoz]

adusssssssssss
tak taan oo000
kembung prut wa baca :lol:

 

[abie]

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. NONE of them knew about it.


Friendship Between Men:

A men didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife he had slept over at afriend's house. The women called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them CONFIRMED that he had slept over,and 2 claimed that he was still there.. :-D

good liar..hehehe..

 

[yeeradhi]

Why was the computer so tired after his road trip?
He'd had a hard drive!

 

[abie]

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have adviced?


A: Lady : Doctor...I tought you said 3 males a day..

:lol:

 

[yeeradhi]

hehehe good one. sapa2 tengah ada problem atau tengah boring at least ilang kejap kegusaran diorang..

Waiter, Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!

That's perfectly natural, sir--after all it was just ground this morning.

 

[abie]

Q: What's the height of recycling?

A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.