Today's Quote..

[zerylll]

Hahaha
Nah ini dia kata kata Quote nakal saya lagi.....

Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" had never seen a pussy before.

Kuang kuang kuang...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[abie]

Hahaha
Nah ini dia kata kata Quote nakal saya lagi.....

Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" had never seen a pussy before.

Kuang kuang kuang...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

itu tu gay tu.... :lol: hahahahahaa...lawak2..

 

[abie]

Ah Beng and his group go to a disco.

Outside the disco there is a notice,

"Only 18 and above is allowed."

Ah Beng says..Walau wey...there only 17 of us.



hahahaha....anybody please...volunteer joint Ah Beng group... :-D

 

[zerylll]

Ah Beng and his group go to a disco.

Outside the disco there is a notice,

"Only 18 and above is allowed."

Ah Beng says..Walau wey...there only 17 of us.



hahahaha....anybody please...volunteer joint Ah Beng group... :-D

Kenapa la si Ah Beng ni bijak sangat.... Kuang kuang kuangggg....

 

[abie]

A wife ask hubby how many women he had slept with?

Husband proudly replies only you darling...with others I was awake!.. :-D

 

[aunpower]

A wife ask hubby how many women he had slept with?

Husband proudly replies only you darling...with others I was awake!.. :-D

hehehehe.... baiknye jantan

 

[abie]

this one is really good but still.. not from me..just wanna share with u all...enjoy!

Quote for da'day...Never argue with a Child..part I

The children had been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,..'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a Doctor."

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

:lol: :lol: :lol: funny..funny..

 

[zerylll]

A wife ask hubby how many women he had slept with?

Husband proudly replies only you darling...with others I was awake!.. :-D

hehehehe.... baiknye jantan

Dia buat projek pokok taugeeh laaa :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

this one is really good but still.. not from me..just wanna share with u all...enjoy!

Quote for da'day...Never argue with a Child..part I

The children had been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,..'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a Doctor."

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

:lol: :lol: :lol: funny..funny..

Hahaha hehehe The teacher she's dead... hahaha lucuuu lucuuuc banget :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[abie]

Never argue with a Child..part II

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apples tray: "Take only ONE..God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."



Hahahahaha...so clever... :lol:

 

[abie]

Never argue with a child..part III

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because..even though it was a very large mammal,..it's throat was very small.

The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reliterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said,"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher ask,"What if Jonah went to hell..?"

The little girl replied,"Then you ask him..".