Today's Quote..

[auks]

muahahahahahaha
loyar buruks jugak korang ni ek :-D

 

[abie]

A man walk into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to wak by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see,..I've heard of that in health class at school....but why are there 3 in this package?"

Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,...each for Friday, Saturday and Sunday.."

"Cool...then who are this for?..asks boy after notice a pack of 6.

"Those are for college men," the dad answers,.."Two for each Friday,Saturday and Sunday."

"wow!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who use THESE?" he asks..picking up a 12 pack.

:smt086 :smt010 "Those are for married men...One for January,..One for February,...One for March,......."

 

[immhezlin]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

 

[baller]

khakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakha...good one cik imm!!!

 

[abie]

MARRIED LIFE IS FULL OF EXITEMENT

1st Year of Marriage...The Man Speaks and Woman Listens

2nd Year of Marriage...The Woman Speaks and Man Listens

3rd Year of Marriage...They Both Speak...and The Neighbours Listen... :-D

 

[zerylll]

Ini gaduh ni....

Akakaka.... pandai pandai pandaiiii

 

[immhezlin]

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to
go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the
jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Oh
dad, there's one."

"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to
even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The
son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the
fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous
woman. The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that
one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your
mother."

 

[zerylll]

:? :? :? :?
Eeee... Ngerinyaaa...

 

[immhezlin]

Setiap daripada kita pasti pernah bermimpi tetapi tahukah kita rahsia di sebalik mimpi kita itu. sama samalah kita lihat rahsia beberapa contoh mimpi.

mimpi dipatuk ular : jika anda bermimpi seperti ini maka ia menandakan
rumah anda berselerak dan kemungkinan ada ular dalam rumah anda

mimpi jumpa harta karun : jika anda bermimpi jumpa harta karun maka
jangan sesekali mengambil harta karun tersebut kerana harta karun tersebut Ahmad Albab yang punya

mimpi berkelah di pantai : mimpi ini sangat bahaya kerana kemungkinan
besar kawasan rumah anda akan menghadapi masalah gangguan air dalam masa dua tiga hari lagi

mimpi membela kambing : jika bermimpi seperti ini maka kemungkinan
besar anda tidak mandi sebelum tidur. maka bau bau kambing terbawak bawak sehingga dalam mimpi anda.

mimpi seorang perempuan cantik : jika bermimpi seperti ini maka kemungkinan mimpi ini adalah mimpi laila. seperti lagu yang dinyayikan oleh yasin.

:-D :-D

 

[yeeradhi]

heheh good one imm :-D :-D :-D