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kalau mimpi moon ape plak maknanya Imm??? :-D :-D :-D :-D
 
Kakakakakaka.... rupanya mcm tu iyer Imm
kalo mimpi jumpa immm...apa makna pula tu ??
:-D :-D :-D
 
err..kalau mimpi jumpa imm tu, maknanya tak jumpa la.. sbb mimpi tu terbalik. :-D
 
Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to tell her papa.

Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another. Your Mother does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother".

So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Ricardo. But after telling papa again, he said, "Maria there's trouble still. You cannot marry Ricardo, my darling. Please don't tell your mother, but Ricardo and Jose are your half-brother."

Maria had no choice but to go to her mama. Mama already knew and said "My darling, do what makes you happy. Marry Ricardo or marry Jose, because you are not related to Papa."

:?
 
Pehh......
Kurang hajau punya family..... Dunia akhir zaman dah...

Anybody with new Quote.... come on... don't tell story tell jokes.... easier and faster....
 
Selingan..untuk renungan..

Why We Send Jokes..??

Sometimes we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain:

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do.....you forward jokes.
8)
 
Betul la tu.....
So anybody.... come out with a joke... I got one but a naughty one....

A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style".

Paham ke tidak....???
 
zerylll said:
Betul la tu.....
So anybody.... come out with a joke... I got one but a naughty....

A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style".
Paham ke tidak....???

Muahahahaha...orang yang dah kawin paham2 aje laa....no komen.. :-D
 
Yaaa.. sape lagi.... sila sila hantar jokes... mari mari....
Tgh EMO ni...
 
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