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Politics : Fly

Saleh83

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A COFFEE CUP?

The Italian

throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.


The Frenchmen

takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.


The Chinese

eats the fly and throws away the coffee.


The Russian
drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge


The Israeli

sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee..

The Palestinian

blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.


The
Malaysian


Bombs the fly with powerful C4. Use the ISA, OSA , MACC , controlled newspapers & TV stations , PDRM, judiciary, Umno, immigration, military and bodyguards to do the cleaning up. If the fly survives, recruit the bloody fly into UMNO camp to do money politics, corruption, sodomy ,nude pictures and sex DVDs of opponents !!!

P/S : Opss... Bukan Aku Yang Tulis.. Aku Tolong Tepek Je... Wakakakaka

 
adehh..sakit perut aku gelak..

siap recruit tu dan dijadikan senjata lak.. :eek: :eek:
 
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