Naughty Answers

[jutaONEfami]

Man comes home, finds
his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says :

"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"

Santa wrote back,

" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks:

"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:

Without
I nformation
F ighting
Every-time

Wife replies:

" No,...... It means:

W ith
Idiot
F or
E ver !!!"

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away!

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A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential.

 

[permaicat]

hahahaaaaa... lawak tul la Boss...) )

quote yang no 2 ngan no 4 tu kompom betul...

 

[znlftr]

kehkehkeh

 

[adamma]

ekekekekeke

 

[muorian]

huhu.. lawak dlm tangisan

 

[Kimie]

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"

Santa wrote back,

" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away!

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yang ni paling best...

 

[ErieAdn]

) ) ) )

 

[SuPerhEro]

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"

Santa wrote back,

" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

its damm funny.. lol

 

[zkry]

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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"

Santa wrote back,

" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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Suruh budak tu tulis surat kat aku....

 

[qreemall]

lawak2 yg ni bes....