StUpId QuEsTiOnS WiTh SmArT AnSwErS

[azlann1981]

Girl: May I hold your hand?
Boy: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

Girl: I love you and I could die for you!
Boy: How soon??

GIRL: I would go to the end of the world for you!
BOY: Yes, but would you stay there??

WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly

 

[roses]

Q: Is it raining outside?
A: Does it ever rain inside?

Q: Is this seat taken?
A: No, it looks like its still there.

 

[StanNero]

heheh NIce..

Q: Is it raining outside?
A: Does it ever rain inside?

ako pernah pekena cikgu BI ako dulu2.. tapi ako xtau plak lawak nie wujud..spontan jer.. hehe.. teringat kenangan zaman sekolah..adoii la..

 

[roses]

eheh ade ke pi pekena cikgu. Soalan2 camni yg syok kalo kita sebut spontan. Bila ditype n baca balik mcm tak best plak. Kat majalah MAD dulu byk soalan camni...best baca.

 

[DreamGirl]

Ho ho ho ...... got some English jokes early in the morning.

 

[boblynn02]

best best lawak nni..

 

[kawabanga]

layan aje la.....

 

[qreemall]

hahahaha....
terkenang lawak2 lama yg aku pnah baca dlu...
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