Muslim Joke

[king_diamond]

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."
The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming..........................
Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says, "Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..."
The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies : "Astaqfirullah!" and he drops her.

 

[tokputih]

dah ada bang....

 

[tomie]

HALLO ASTROK!!

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[king_diamond]

adessss.....nak buat camna....aku copy paste ja pandai )

 

[LuvHoneY]

HALLO ASTROK!!

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sepantas kilat..

 

[king_diamond]

sepantas kilat..

sudah tukar :">

 

[eboss]

sepantas kilat..

dia tu memang)

 

[ashrap_gpunk]

HALLO ASTROK!!

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http://www1.carigold.com/portal/forums/showthread.php?t=38660

huhuhuhuh..

mesra, cekap, betul..

 

[JaMeQ]

adessss.....nak buat camna....aku copy paste ja pandai )

tu la ko..lenkali nak bukak tread kena tya tomie dulu..

cek sini...>> [email protected]:">:">:">

 

[puteri23]

tu la ko..lenkali nak bukak tread kena tya tomie dulu..

cek sini...>> [email protected]:">:">:">

pjg btl email dia ek )