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[eboss]

Judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his 'meat' in my mouth."

 

[eboss]

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a
woman's period?

Answer: Your SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 - 4 days
& if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!

 

[eboss]

A lady visited her doctor again. The Dr. said: You
look more sick & exhausted than before. Are you having 3
meals a day as I advised?

Lady: WHAT? I thought you said 3 MALES a day!!!!

 

[eboss]

Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.

GOD Said "No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so ugly
& U still Suck It. If I make it Pretty You'll Eat It
up!!

 

[eboss]

A nun went for a urine test. The sample got
mixed up. When the doctor told her she was
pregnant.

She cried and said, "****, we can't even
trust cucumber anymore.!"

 

[eboss]

Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION".

Class Teacher: " Why not?"

Schoolgirl: "Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"

 

[eboss]

Mother asks daughter, how is married life?

Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS.

Mother reads the advertisement & is shocked.
It says "7 DAYS A WEEK, TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!"

 

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Judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his 'meat' in my mouth."

Kuang3x.... )

 

[eboss]

What is the STRONGEST muscle?

TONGUE - It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!.

The lightest muscle?- PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!

 

[kofflan]

huhuuh.....lucu yang dalam maksudnya. otak kena biru sket