Hilarious Signs Found Only In Texas

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A Problem-Free Philosophy​

Fans of the 1994 film The Lion King will remember Timon and Pumbaa’s famous song “Hakuna Matata.” It’s definitely a wonderful phrase. It seems the El Arroyo restaurant thinks so too. They decided to put their own unique twist on the phrase.



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It’s a bit more adult-themed than a fun song in a kid’s movie, but it manages to keep a nice ring to it as well. This little jingle pairs well with another time-honored piece of advice, "time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

 

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Food Pyramid​

There are many reasons to move to Texas – a love for wide open space, the low taxes, and the friendly people – but “to eat healthily” is not one of them. Just look at the special Texas Food Pyramid below to understand why that’s the case.



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Red meat or fried meat is high up on the list. Occasionally you can mix that up with tacos, pecan pie, and ice cream, but if you’re looking for salads and quinoa, then you’re out of luck.

 

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Truck Talk​

Texas and trucks go together like peanut butter and jelly (or peanut butter and fluff if you’re a fan of the marshmallow delicacy). Native Texans have a strict understanding of what constitutes a truck and what doesn’t. If you need a refresher, then take a look below.



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The trucks with the full beds are “real trucks,” but the half-bed truck below is nothing but “an SUV with a birth defect.” How’re you supposed to haul a load of anything in that?