kaberete
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My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburator." I asked her ,
"Where's the car?" She replied,"In the lake."
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a **** when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; then it was too late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same : "You can have mine."
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A
billionaire" she replied.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems
longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,"Okay give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've
experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive. _
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Klu dah ada bole delete ye..
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
----------------------------------------------------------
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
----------------------------------------------------------
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburator." I asked her ,
"Where's the car?" She replied,"In the lake."
----------------------------------------------------------
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
----------------------------------------------------------
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a **** when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
----------------------------------------------------------
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
---------------------------------------------------------
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
---------------------------------------------------------
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
----------------------------------------------------------
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
----------------------------------------------------------
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
----------------------------------------------------------
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
----------------------------------------------------------
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
---------------------------------------------------------
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; then it was too late.
----------------------------------------------------------
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same : "You can have mine."
---------------------------------------------------------
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A
billionaire" she replied.
----------------------------------------------------------
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
----------------------------------------------------------
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems
longer.
----------------------------------------------------------
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
---------------------------------------------------------
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
---------------------------------------------------------
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
----------------------------------------------------------
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,"Okay give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
---------------------------------------------------------
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've
experienced pain and bought jewellery.
----------------------------------------------------------
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.
----------------------------------------------------------
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive. _
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Klu dah ada bole delete ye..
