badboy4110
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siti's mama was a disciplinarian. she was very strict with the litter angel ever since she was a tiny little girl. siti is a big girl now and she will never forget all the advice her mother gave her.here are some of mum's words of wisdom:
My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"if your children are goinh kill one another, do it outside the house. I've just finished cleaning."
My mother taught me to INDIVIDUALISM
"I bet if all your friends jump off the penang bridge,you would follow suit."
My mother taught me about RELIGION
"You better pray that I'm in good mood when you bring your report card tomorrow."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR PATTERN
"stop acting like your father."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you dont take care and behave yourself, i am going to knock you up into space with this big fat rotan."
My mother taught me about LOGIC
"Because i said so, it is so!"
My mother taught me about FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean panties when you go out in case you slip and fall at the mall and skirt goes flying up."
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If i told you once, i've told u a million times. Stop exagger."
My mother taught me about IRONY
"OK.Keep crying and I'll bagi you propely and then you'll really cry."
My mother taught me that LIFE IS CYCLE
"I brought you into this world, and i can take you out of this world."
My mother taught me about DIGESTION
"Shut your mouth and take your sayur!"
My mother taught me about being a CONTORTIONIST
"Look at the back of your neck and see how dirty it is!"
My mother taught me about ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this earth who dont have wonderful parent like you do."
My mother taught me about STAMINA
"Time out! You will sit there on the staircase untill daddy comes homes."
My mother taught me about the FORCE OF THE GRAVITY
"If i yelled because i saw a coconut falling on you head, would you listhen to me then?"
My mother taught me about the WEATHER
"Its looks as if the norteast monsoon has swept thourgh your room."
My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"if your children are goinh kill one another, do it outside the house. I've just finished cleaning."
My mother taught me to INDIVIDUALISM
"I bet if all your friends jump off the penang bridge,you would follow suit."
My mother taught me about RELIGION
"You better pray that I'm in good mood when you bring your report card tomorrow."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR PATTERN
"stop acting like your father."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you dont take care and behave yourself, i am going to knock you up into space with this big fat rotan."
My mother taught me about LOGIC
"Because i said so, it is so!"
My mother taught me about FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean panties when you go out in case you slip and fall at the mall and skirt goes flying up."
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If i told you once, i've told u a million times. Stop exagger."
My mother taught me about IRONY
"OK.Keep crying and I'll bagi you propely and then you'll really cry."
My mother taught me that LIFE IS CYCLE
"I brought you into this world, and i can take you out of this world."
My mother taught me about DIGESTION
"Shut your mouth and take your sayur!"
My mother taught me about being a CONTORTIONIST
"Look at the back of your neck and see how dirty it is!"
My mother taught me about ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this earth who dont have wonderful parent like you do."
My mother taught me about STAMINA
"Time out! You will sit there on the staircase untill daddy comes homes."
My mother taught me about the FORCE OF THE GRAVITY
"If i yelled because i saw a coconut falling on you head, would you listhen to me then?"
My mother taught me about the WEATHER
"Its looks as if the norteast monsoon has swept thourgh your room."
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