Trial (Autopsy)

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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

 

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hahahaha...lawak la jugak..

 

[kopininja]

alamak

xpaham la

i kenot undesten english

tolong jelaskan

 

[tokputih]

Dia kata yang mati ni mungkin akan hidup jika dia mengamalkan undang2.. So kira budak.ni takder hotaklah..

 

[myroadtax.com]

Dah pernah baca dalam Readers Digest masa budak2 dulu.

 

[myroadtax.com]

alamak

xpaham la

i kenot undesten english

tolong jelaskan

Doktor tu nak sindir, cuma peguam yang boleh cakap putar belit sampai orang yang sudah sah mati pun nak spin fakta jadi hidup.

 

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