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muahahahaha....sesama bangsat tuh...doc tu pun bangsat gak..ambik ko..

ambik nih pulak...

Teacher: Ted,..if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know maths.

Ted: You don't know my father!


...bapak dia sedara sepusat sepusing ngan Hj. Bakhil la...
 
Hahahha

Loyar buruk jugak si Ted yaaa?

Hahahha :-D :-D :-D :-D
 
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddently, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy...!
Father: How do you know??
Daughter: She didn't say anything...

baik punya sense..... :-D
 
Bijak bijak si daugther tu...
Haah ya kalau kita pecahkan pinggan mesti mak kita hangin...

hahahaha teringat semasa dulu.... ati merasa rindu......
 
huhuuu..teringat dulu2 pecahkan mangkuk kesayangan mak aku...terok aku kena! 8) 8)
 
ok geng...ni lagi satu, ambik nih..

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.



perrghh...advance mak dia nih...tak patut....bad sense...
 
What is a KISS?

It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that
will lead to further PENETRATION with fast
ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.
 
bono79 said:
What is a KISS?

It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that
will lead to further PENETRATION with fast
ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.


muahahahahaha.....bagus tul falsapah ko tu bono....huhuhuhu... :lol: :lol:
 
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