Today's Quote..

[zerylll]

eeeehahahahe
terkenang kenny rogers punya muffin tu... dah kecik yekkk..

Anybody else got jokes.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[zerylll]

Apasala dah takde jokes ke..???

Ini kena contribute ni... Jap ya....

Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb".
"No, momma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month"

Amacam paham tak.... hehehe asyik tanya saja saya nikkk hehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :-D :-D :-D :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

 

[MyOne]

:evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[zerylll]

Abie... dah takde cerita ke??? Jokes ke???
Alamak tak syiok la takde jokes yang baru...

Thread ni di lupa jangan.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

nah satu lawak kurang cerdikk..

bank ape yang tak pernah lurus...... :lol: :lol: :lol:
jawapannya Bankok.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-D :-D :-D

Come on guys keepin movin...

 

[abie]

Apasala dah takde jokes ke..???

Ini kena contribute ni... Jap ya....

Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb".
"No, momma," she said, "He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month"

Amacam paham tak.... hehehe asyik tanya saja saya nikkk hehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :-D :-D :-D :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:

isk..isk..isk...tak gune punyer pakwe nih...ko henjit sampai orang tuh tak datang bulan.... :-D

 

[abie]

zerylll...nah amik nihh...

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."


;-) :-D :-D

 

[abie]

nah...lagi satu...

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[zerylll]

zerylll...nah amik nihh...

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."


;-) :-D :-D

Saya rasa saya tahula bagaimane dia buat donut tu....... :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[abie]

A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[zerylll]

A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Org giler tu mgenakan org je.... :x :x :x :x
nak kena dia ni... :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: