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tak tau la dah ada ke belum. malas search..

Real Life Court Drama...

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He fsaid , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you #ting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral..
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.
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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 

[mynameis]

nice one cikgu

 

[TT]

haha lawyer suka spin. spin2 orang xsedar tunjuk keb0d0han sdri

 

[myroadtax.com]

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.

 

[kundur75]

And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.


ha ha...yang ni paling x boleh blah...

 

[darkriez]

adeh...ada yg aku paham..ada yg aku kurang paham...btw mmg lawak gak...hehe

 

[cek mek molek]

seronok sangat lawyer ni dok menanya soalan sampai nampak kebe.balan sendiri hehehe

 

[TT]

klo tgk movie pun mmg lawyer buat smpai saksi tu geram nak marah bg emosi lebih sikit bg bengang

kurang ajar btol

 

[wanchaidek]

lawak mat saleh )

 

[Zulkarnine]

aku penah kena tanya ngan Lawyer bo.doh camni...

Lokasi disoal si bo.doh di sepang..

si bo.doh : Di manakah motor ada berapa pada tarikh sekian-sekian?
Yang tak bersalah : Motor saya ada kat rumah di Johor, rosak. Enjin pecah.

si bo.doh : Ada sesiapa yang pinjam motor awk di Banting Selangor pada masa itu?
Yang tak bersalah : errr....


boleh ke motor takde enjin di beri pinjam dan di bawa 400km..
boleh ke motor takde enjin melanggar motor org lain pastu cabut lari??