mike
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Be strong baby!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, 'Listen, this guy's
an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants s3x, don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey, I
love you.'
To which the wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was g@y. He thought you were cute and asked
if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey,
I love you too!!'
Kisah berlaku di Singapura ..
Seorang YB (Yang Berhormat) sedang membuat lawatan di kawasan kampung di Sembawang. Di laman rumah Ah Chye, YB tu ternampak seekor pig yang satu kakinya kayu, terjengkek-jengkek.
"Tumpang tanya," kata YB kepada Ah Chye, "tapi kenapa satu kaki pig tu kayu?"
"Oh .. begini tuan .. satu malam perompak sudah masuk kita punya rumah. ikat kita orang semua, curi kita orang punya duit dan barang. Bila dia mau larikan diri, ini pig tiba2 serang itu perompak. Kita orang pun selamat lorr!"
"Ohh, I see," kata YB sambil keningnya berkerut kehairanan, "tapi saya masih tak faham .. apa fasal itu pig guna kaki kayu?"
"Oh .. begini tuan .. satu hari kita orang pergi itu wayang di Chua Chu Kang. Kita punya rumah mula terbakar. Itu pig kejutakan jiran2, sambil atur sistem timba air, dan bantu itu ahli bomba padam kebakaran. Kita rumah pun selamat lorr!"
YB dah mula sakit hati. "Nice tu Mr. Chye, memang nice! Tapi apa fasal itu pig punya kaki .. satu kayu?"
"Ohh .. begini tuan .." Ah Chye mula bercerita. "Dulu kita ada satu buta punya perigi. Satu hari, kita punya anak perempuan sudah jatuh itu perigi. Itu pig lompat masuk perigi dan keluarkan itu anak perempuan dari perigi dan tutup itu perigi dengan papan. Kita anak perempuan pun selamat lorr!"
YB tak tahan lagi lalu menjerit, "SAYA TAK FAHAM! Kenapa itu c1al PUNYA pig guna itu satu kaki kayu? "
Ah Chye selamba jer. "Tuan kan tahu, " katanya, "pig itu maciam punya pandai worr .. rugi makan kasi habis satu kali lorr..."
pig tu kenyit sebelah matanya kat YB dengan comel secomel comelnyerrr
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, 'Listen, this guy's
an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants s3x, don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey, I
love you.'
To which the wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was g@y. He thought you were cute and asked
if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey,
I love you too!!'
Kisah berlaku di Singapura ..
Seorang YB (Yang Berhormat) sedang membuat lawatan di kawasan kampung di Sembawang. Di laman rumah Ah Chye, YB tu ternampak seekor pig yang satu kakinya kayu, terjengkek-jengkek.
"Tumpang tanya," kata YB kepada Ah Chye, "tapi kenapa satu kaki pig tu kayu?"
"Oh .. begini tuan .. satu malam perompak sudah masuk kita punya rumah. ikat kita orang semua, curi kita orang punya duit dan barang. Bila dia mau larikan diri, ini pig tiba2 serang itu perompak. Kita orang pun selamat lorr!"
"Ohh, I see," kata YB sambil keningnya berkerut kehairanan, "tapi saya masih tak faham .. apa fasal itu pig guna kaki kayu?"
"Oh .. begini tuan .. satu hari kita orang pergi itu wayang di Chua Chu Kang. Kita punya rumah mula terbakar. Itu pig kejutakan jiran2, sambil atur sistem timba air, dan bantu itu ahli bomba padam kebakaran. Kita rumah pun selamat lorr!"
YB dah mula sakit hati. "Nice tu Mr. Chye, memang nice! Tapi apa fasal itu pig punya kaki .. satu kayu?"
"Ohh .. begini tuan .." Ah Chye mula bercerita. "Dulu kita ada satu buta punya perigi. Satu hari, kita punya anak perempuan sudah jatuh itu perigi. Itu pig lompat masuk perigi dan keluarkan itu anak perempuan dari perigi dan tutup itu perigi dengan papan. Kita anak perempuan pun selamat lorr!"
YB tak tahan lagi lalu menjerit, "SAYA TAK FAHAM! Kenapa itu c1al PUNYA pig guna itu satu kaki kayu? "
Ah Chye selamba jer. "Tuan kan tahu, " katanya, "pig itu maciam punya pandai worr .. rugi makan kasi habis satu kali lorr..."
pig tu kenyit sebelah matanya kat YB dengan comel secomel comelnyerrr
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