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Ah Beng Out of the glue again............
Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
This is what he came up with :
1 fine day I go 2 climb up a 3 beside an aprtment to peep. After saw by the couple in the room, I got panic, and had a great 4. The man rushed out and had a 5 with me. I run away to 6 for help. End up running into 7-eleven, I grab some 8 and throw at him and pull out a 9 to stab him. And 10 hor......10...he die lor. Then the continuation of the story....and 10 hor...I put the 9 back on the shelf and pay the girl for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He says 5. Tomorrow also don't need to come back 4 work. He also say go and climb a 3 and jump. I don't understand, I nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.....
> Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation
training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill
Clinton.
>
The instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand
with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'.
Then Mr.Clinton should say "I am fine, and you ?"
Now you should say 'me too'.
> Afterwards we translators will do all the work for you."
> It looks quite simple,but the truth is ...
> When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You ?".
> Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor :
> "Well, I am Hillary's husband, ha ha..."
> Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.."
> Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room
Alasan2 Klau Trtdo Kat Opis
Bila anda tertangkap oleh bos apabila sedang tidur di pejabat, jangan risau ikut jer alasan-alasan bernas seperti di bawah ni..
1. "Jururawat di klinik tadi cakap,perkara mcamni selalu berlaku apabila seseorang itu mendermakan darahnya."
2. "Tadi tu salah satu cara istirehat yang effektif seperti yang di ajar dalam Kursus Pengurusan yang saya hadiri atas arahan BOS"
3. "Saya tak tidur la Bos,tadi tu saya cuma bermeditasi untuk mencari penyelesaian tentang masalah yang dihadapi sayrikat ni"
4. "Alamak, kesan ubat batuk saya minum malam tadi tak hilang lagi"
5. "Kopi kat pantri room dah habisla Bos."
6. "Keje sapa nih masukkan ubat tidur dalam teh aku?"(dengan nada marah ke arah rakan sepejabat)
7."Saya tak tidur tapi sedang menjalani latihan yoga untuk menghilangkan stress"
8. "Saya tadi cuma sedang mengeluarkan contact lens tanpa menggunakan tangan."
9. "Orang yang gila kerja macam saya mempunyai jam biologis yang unik dan berbeza dangan orang lain."
10. "Maklumla pengantin baru.."(tersipu malu)
*****Orang yg baik adalah org yg pernah melakukan kesalahan & belajar dari kesalahan itu untuk menjadi org yg lebih baik... .*****
Ah Beng was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
This is what he came up with :
1 fine day I go 2 climb up a 3 beside an aprtment to peep. After saw by the couple in the room, I got panic, and had a great 4. The man rushed out and had a 5 with me. I run away to 6 for help. End up running into 7-eleven, I grab some 8 and throw at him and pull out a 9 to stab him. And 10 hor......10...he die lor. Then the continuation of the story....and 10 hor...I put the 9 back on the shelf and pay the girl for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He says 5. Tomorrow also don't need to come back 4 work. He also say go and climb a 3 and jump. I don't understand, I nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.....
> Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation
training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill
Clinton.
>
The instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand
with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'.
Then Mr.Clinton should say "I am fine, and you ?"
Now you should say 'me too'.
> Afterwards we translators will do all the work for you."
> It looks quite simple,but the truth is ...
> When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You ?".
> Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor :
> "Well, I am Hillary's husband, ha ha..."
> Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha.."
> Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room
Alasan2 Klau Trtdo Kat Opis
Bila anda tertangkap oleh bos apabila sedang tidur di pejabat, jangan risau ikut jer alasan-alasan bernas seperti di bawah ni..
1. "Jururawat di klinik tadi cakap,perkara mcamni selalu berlaku apabila seseorang itu mendermakan darahnya."
2. "Tadi tu salah satu cara istirehat yang effektif seperti yang di ajar dalam Kursus Pengurusan yang saya hadiri atas arahan BOS"
3. "Saya tak tidur la Bos,tadi tu saya cuma bermeditasi untuk mencari penyelesaian tentang masalah yang dihadapi sayrikat ni"
4. "Alamak, kesan ubat batuk saya minum malam tadi tak hilang lagi"
5. "Kopi kat pantri room dah habisla Bos."
6. "Keje sapa nih masukkan ubat tidur dalam teh aku?"(dengan nada marah ke arah rakan sepejabat)
7."Saya tak tidur tapi sedang menjalani latihan yoga untuk menghilangkan stress"
8. "Saya tadi cuma sedang mengeluarkan contact lens tanpa menggunakan tangan."
9. "Orang yang gila kerja macam saya mempunyai jam biologis yang unik dan berbeza dangan orang lain."
10. "Maklumla pengantin baru.."(tersipu malu)
*****Orang yg baik adalah org yg pernah melakukan kesalahan & belajar dari kesalahan itu untuk menjadi org yg lebih baik... .*****
