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[amira88]

best ar joke TT

 

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THE HEADACHE

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was
climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a
headache."

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering
my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository,
it's up to you."

 

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CAMEL SEX

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African
desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched
up behind the mess tent.
He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on
the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we
have Molly the Camel."
The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
"urges", so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain started having his own 'urges'. Crazy with
passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder
behind the camel, the Captain stood on the ladder, pulled his pants down and
had wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he is done, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, Sir... they usually just ride the camel into town where the
girls are."

 

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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have
you been?" "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo
did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis." "What the hell
were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a
while, I like to play with my money, and lastly, instead of you going out
shopping, you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks."