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[juburok]

Paris Hilton sucks joke

A police officer pulls over Paris Hilton for speeding and asks to see her licence. "What's a licence?" giggles
Paris. "It's usually in your wallet," replies the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, Paris manages to find
it. "Now may I see your registration?" asks the cop. "Registration? What's that?" asks the airhead. "It's usually
in your glove compartment," says the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she finds the registration. "I'll
be back in a minute," says the cop who walks back to his patrol car. The officer phones in to dispatch to run a
check on the licence. After a few moments, the dispatcher comes back, "Is this Paris Hilton the famous socialite?"
"Yes," replies the officer. "Okay, here's what you do," says the dispatcher. "Give her the stuff back, and drop your
pants." "What?" says the cop, "I can't do that, it's inappropriate." "Trust me," replies dispatch. "Just do it." So
the cop goes back to the car, gives back the license and registration and drops his pants. Paris looks down and
sighs, "Oh no, not another breathalyser."

 

[juburok]

Paris Hilton has job interview joke

Paris Hilton goes to an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics.
"So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?" Paris counts carefully on her fingers for about three seconds
before replying, "23!" It isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And, just to
confirm for our records, your name please?" Paris bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds,
mouthing something silently to herself, before replying: "Paris!" The interviewer's completely baffled at this
stage, so he asks, "Just out of curiosity, miss, we can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your
age. But what were you doing when we asked you your name?" "Ohhh that," replies the heiress, "that's just me running
through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"

 

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mengong jek,,

 

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