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dave pulled the car over by the side of the road
and showed jed where he'd first had sex.

"it was right down there by that tree. i remember
it clearly. it was warm summer day. she and i were
so much in love. we walked down the tree and made
love for hours," dave recalled.

"thats sounds wonderful," said jed.

"yes, it was okay untill i looked up and
noticed her mother was standing right there
watching us."

"oh my god! what did her mother say when
she saw you making love?"

"baaaaa......"

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