Child: Hello?
Daddy: Hi honey. Its Daddy. Is Mommy nearby?
Child: No Daddy. Mommys upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
Daddy: Honey, you dont have an Uncle Paul.
Child: Yes I do, and hes upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy.
Brief Pause.
Daddy: Okay, honey. I want you to put the phone down on the table and run upstairs. Knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddys car just pulled into the driveway.
Child: Okay Daddy, just a minute.
Moments later the little girl comes back to the phone.
Child: I did it, Daddy.
Daddy: What happened, honey?
Child: Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and began running and screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isnt moving at all!
Daddy: Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?
Child: He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too. Then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. I guess he didnt know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think hes dead.
***Long Pause***
Daddy: Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?
Daddy: Hi honey. Its Daddy. Is Mommy nearby?
Child: No Daddy. Mommys upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
Daddy: Honey, you dont have an Uncle Paul.
Child: Yes I do, and hes upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy.
Brief Pause.
Daddy: Okay, honey. I want you to put the phone down on the table and run upstairs. Knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddys car just pulled into the driveway.
Child: Okay Daddy, just a minute.
Moments later the little girl comes back to the phone.
Child: I did it, Daddy.
Daddy: What happened, honey?
Child: Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and began running and screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isnt moving at all!
Daddy: Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?
Child: He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too. Then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. I guess he didnt know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think hes dead.
***Long Pause***
Daddy: Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?
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