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What is Marketing...??

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! '
- That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her n
pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.'
-That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me'
- That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?'
- That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up
to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry Me?'
- That's Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a
nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces
you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes
with him
- That's competition eating into your market share.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife
arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.:D
 
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