Ubat sakit kepala

[NEMO]

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, Boss I not come work today, really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work at noon. btw boss.. You got nice house"

versi mat saleh xde tapis2 dah

 

[honey_jzi]

biasa laa..penah jumpa novel mat salleh yang mmg cite details hal2 gini...huhu

 

[putribunian]

thread lama diangkat kembali...hehehehe

 

[neoxora]

hehe..ceh..

 

[razali85]

Seorang bos masuk ke pejabat dalam keadaan sakit kepala. Seorang pekerja memerhati keadaannya, lalu bertanya, 'Kenapa bos? Nampak macam sakit sahaja?'

'Yalah Semaun, kepala aku ni sakit sangat!' kata bos.

'Dua hari lepas saya pun sakit kepala juga bos. Tapi bila balik, isteri saya bawa ke katil, peluk dan mencium saya. Lepas itu kami bercumbuan. Habis saja kami bercumbu, sakit kepala terus hilang. Saya rasa bos pun
patut buat macam tu juga,' terang Semaun.

'Betul ke? Kalau macam tu, mari kita jumpa isteri engkau sekarang!'


MORAL: Jangan tersilap beri nasihat..

apadah!!! hehe sakit kepala bini org plak d 'transit'..

 

[EiRa]

haha..transit mcm mana tu...ble ker...silap2 nak stay lama2 lagi..

 

[domba]

asal bos dia bujang telajak ke??

 

[ndzul01]

...Alahai yg bagi nasihat dgn yg terima nasihat sama2 tak reti bahasa...

 

[afique]

best gak kalo isteri die bg servis percuma , ehh?

 

[miXxer]

fuhh... haram dah neh