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We’re always seeing it on TV: John Doe logs onto his computer and the computer says “Welcome, John.”
Here’s how to make your computer greet you, upon your return.
Write a simple script…
It’s actually pretty easy and you don’t have to buy or even download any software to do it. Just open Notepad and type the following text:
Dim speaks, speech
speaks="Welcome, John"
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks
Replace the text “Welcome, John” with anything you like. Remember to use punctuation to get the pronunciation more correct.
Save the file with the .vbs extension (Greetings.vbs) and put it in the Startup folder.
Now, each time you log on, you will be greeted by Microsoft Anna (or John, depending on your windows version).
In notepad,change the name to whatever u want but x forget to add .vbs to the end.Contohnyer Greeting.vbs
Save as All file and if u doing right a window will pop up tell u that to change,just clik ok.After that click start menu and find StartUp,left click on it and find explorer,copy you notepad file to the start up and restart u comp...
Fun Tip!
Create one for a unknowing friend (“Oh No, Not YOU again! Please Log Off now!”), place this on his or hers computer, and enjoy the reaction.
Additional Settings
The Voice Properties have several settings:
.Pause = pause speaking
.resume = resume after pause
.Rate = speed at which voice speaks. The larger number, the faster pitch.
.Voice = you can use set and a voice value to change the voice (if multiple exist on machine)
.Volume = volume of voice (not system volume, just voice). The number is Percentage.
.WaitUntilDone = wait until done – you get the idea.
You may add these settings like this:
with speech
Set .voice = .getvoices.item(0)
.Volume = 100
.Rate = 0
end with
If you only want to add one setting you can also do it like this: speech.volume=50.
Add the settings before the last line.
Gud Luck!#:-S
Here’s how to make your computer greet you, upon your return.
Write a simple script…
It’s actually pretty easy and you don’t have to buy or even download any software to do it. Just open Notepad and type the following text:
Dim speaks, speech
speaks="Welcome, John"
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks
Replace the text “Welcome, John” with anything you like. Remember to use punctuation to get the pronunciation more correct.
Save the file with the .vbs extension (Greetings.vbs) and put it in the Startup folder.
Now, each time you log on, you will be greeted by Microsoft Anna (or John, depending on your windows version).
In notepad,change the name to whatever u want but x forget to add .vbs to the end.Contohnyer Greeting.vbs
Save as All file and if u doing right a window will pop up tell u that to change,just clik ok.After that click start menu and find StartUp,left click on it and find explorer,copy you notepad file to the start up and restart u comp...
Fun Tip!
Create one for a unknowing friend (“Oh No, Not YOU again! Please Log Off now!”), place this on his or hers computer, and enjoy the reaction.
Additional Settings
The Voice Properties have several settings:
.Pause = pause speaking
.resume = resume after pause
.Rate = speed at which voice speaks. The larger number, the faster pitch.
.Voice = you can use set and a voice value to change the voice (if multiple exist on machine)
.Volume = volume of voice (not system volume, just voice). The number is Percentage.
.WaitUntilDone = wait until done – you get the idea.
You may add these settings like this:
with speech
Set .voice = .getvoices.item(0)
.Volume = 100
.Rate = 0
end with
If you only want to add one setting you can also do it like this: speech.volume=50.
Add the settings before the last line.
Gud Luck!#:-S
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