tahniah laa..pandai la ko..mesti kat sekolah selalu dapat no. satu.
try yang ni pulak....
dalam banyak2 bahagian pada seekor ayam...bahagian manakah tidak dikaitkan dengan ayam?
cth: kalau jawapannya bulu tentulah salah, pasal kita panggil bulu ayam..
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My jokes story roday ...............> I Am SORRY!
One upon a time...there was a competition to the public to shown their skilss using a weapon. There were two finalist entered to the final; they were ZORRO and ROBINHOOD..Both of them entered to the jungles and find the ideas what is the suitable competition for them. Suddenly they met a beautiful woman from kampung orang asli. Both of them agreed to compete each other and the winner will get the beautiful woman of orang asli. They asking the beautiful woman and put the apple onto the woman head. Zorro started the competition. He stands about 50metres from the woman and throw his weapon ( pedang ) towards the apple onto the woman head... ZUPPPPPPPPPP!!.......the apple divided by two. Zorro shout proudly......' I AM ZORRO!!!!! "...Next turn is Robinhood..He takes 100metres from the woman and use a sparrow as a weapon. ZUUUPPPPPPPP!!!......the apple divided by two and he also shout proudly............I AM ROBINHOOD "....While they compete each other...one of the men from orang asli feel TERCABAR coz the outsider win easier and get married the beautiful woman orang asli. With responsibility he take the challenge and he joint the competition. He use SUMPIT and stands about 150meter from the beautiful woman....His turn comes and.....ZZZZUUPPPp!!!!!!....PRAAPPP.....o my god! The SUMPIT towards to the beautiful woman head.......and with slumber.....the orang asli said..." I AM SORRY!!! " [/size]
[size=+2] OKlah..jawapan SOKLAn GUe.......apa lagi kalo bukan MENATANG KAKI SERIBU!!!............Kesian kat menatang tu..tak cukup tangan pakai kasut..[/size]...tu yang hari-hari lambat datang skola pastu kena marah pula gan cikgunya..sungguh kasian...heheh