Surat Mintak Clash

[azlann1981]

Surat Putus Cinta Utk Bf Mat Salleh

ni le masalahnye kalo x pass english...

Tijah seorg gadis melayu ingin memutuskan hubungan dgn bf
mat saleh nye..dia menulis surat:

Hi,
my motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO
CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook...

I know i clap one hand only. Correctly, i have seen you and she
together at town with eyes myself. you always ask for apology back
back. I
don'trust
you again!!! You are really crocodile land.

My Friend speak you play wood three . Now i know you correct correct
play wood three. so, i break connection to pull my body from this love
triangle.
I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she very
high
from me. so, i break off to go far from here.

I don't want you to play play with my liver. I have been crying
until no more eye water thinking about you.I don't want banana to fruit
two

times....

Safe walk ......

Tijah..

p/s: ish ish... paham ker tidak mat slleh tuu....?

 

[DreamGirl]

Hihihi ..

My Friend speak you play wood three (kawan i kate u main kayu tiga)

I don't want you to play play with my liver ( i tak nak you main main ngan hati i)

 

[lazman]

rsenya mr robert van nouhays phm kot..bos aku dulu..

 

[aunpower]

kompem paham mende lain mat salleh tu..​

 

[azlann1981]

Hahaha...ada lagi pasal kisah Direct Translation nie;

Direct translation

Seorang pemandu yang mempunyai boss orang putih dari Amerika sedang memandu
sambil besembang dengan bossnya :

Easy, easy come to my house.. If you come.. I cut my **** for you ( Senang-senang datanglah ke rumah saya, kalau awak datang saya sembeleh
ayam jantan utk awak)Tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut
menyebabkan dia menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf
dari boss nya....

Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no
flower again.
(Maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayar tak ada
bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta
dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Pemandu tuu terus cakap:

Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the
children fruit from manager moneys, he is stupid don't play! Let he taste.

(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak
buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bertuah bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja. Lusa bila dia masuk kerja, si boss
orang putihnya bertanya:
Boss : Why didn't you come to work yesterday?
Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like
enter the wind.
(maaf boss, badan saya tak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)

 

[the_vangardx]

ish ish..payah nie kalau direct translation..

 

[Wea Izre]

Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan
dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEH nya....

Dia tak sanggup

bertemu muka, Lalu dia
pun mengutus surat... surat tu macam
ni bunyinya:

(kalau tak paham..translatekan ke bhs
melayuu hahahahaa )

Hi, my motive write this letter is to
give know you something.

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have
think about this very cook cook.

I know i clap one hand only.
Correctly, i have seen you and she
together at town with eyes myself. you always
ask for apology back back.

I don't trust you again!!! You are really
crocodile land.

My Friend speak you play wood three ..
Now i know you correct correct
play wood three. so,i break connection
to pull my body from this love triangle.

I know this result i pick is
very correct, because you love
she very high from me. so, i break off
to go far from here.

I don't want you to play play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water
thinking about you.I don't want
banana to fruit two times ....


Safe walk .....

Tijah

 

[dell]

hancusss...

 

[fachak]

hancusss...

belum baca dah terus clash...) )

 

[cikpyan]

elo beb,

I know he she very well in the well ... LoL