Pro la sangat...!!!

[Alva_83]

Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off
and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and
says, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods.
He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

The third guy tees off and hits a slice into a pond. He asks
the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

As they're walking to their balls, the first guy finally
speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit com-
pletely different tee shots, and when we asked you what we
did wrong you gave the same exact answer each time. What is
'loft?'"

The pro says, "L-O-F-T: Lack Of Fu*king Talent."

 

[putat76]

amende la yang merepek dipagi hari ni

 

[BizClub]

ceq x paham BI..sapa2 leh transelete dak keke

 

[Alva_83]

amende la yang merepek dipagi hari ni

humor of the day jer....

 

[private_eye217]

pagi2 dah serabut.................
translate2...
minta tolong

 

[liteforex_egold]

aku pom x reti nk translate...sape pandai?tulun2

 

[hakeem]

Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off
and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and
says, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods.
He asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

The third guy tees off and hits a slice into a pond. He asks
the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says, "Loft."

As they're walking to their balls, the first guy finally
speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit com-
pletely different tee shots, and when we asked you what we
did wrong you gave the same exact answer each time. What is
'loft?'"

The pro says, "L-O-F-T: Lack Of Fu*king Talent."

aku try la translatekan.
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3 orang mamat sedang berlatih golf dengan seorang pemain golf pro. Mamat pertama memukul bola sehingga 60 ela. Dia berpaling kepada pemain pro tadi dan bertanya,"Ada pape yang kurang ke?"

Pemain pro itu menjawab,"Loft".

Mamat ke-2 pun memukul bola dan tersasar hingga ke celah-celah pokok. Dia bertanya kepada si pro,"Ade pape yang kurang tak?".

Si pro menjawab,"Loft".

Mamat terakhir memukul bola dan terus masuk ke dalam tasik. Dia bertanya kepada si pro,"Ade pape yang kurang tak?".

Sekali lagi, si pro menjawab,"Loft".

Kemudian ketika mereka berjalan menuju ke arah bola masing-masing, (seperti yang dilakukan oleh kebanyakan pemain golf tuu...) mamat pertama berkata,"Kami memukul ke arah yang berbeza dan kamu memberikan jawapan yang sama setiap kali kami bertanya. Apa sebenarnya 'Loft' tu?".

Pemain pro itu berkata, "L-O-F-T: Lack Of Fu*king Talent."
("Kurang Bakat @ Takde Bakat")
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aku try takat yang mampu. kalau ade silap, sila la betulkan ...

 

[irsaffy]

layang je la..

 

[snowhazel_orange]

hahahahaa mengong je

 

[atlantis]

aku pun leh jadi pro camtu..
cakap loft je