Pengalaman Menjual Insurans

[kuhik]

istilah "jual beli insurans" ni pun dah Gharar..

 

[klleman]

FW: Sales man of the year

Hari ni aku terima emel citer lawak ni, aku rasa mmg nak pos ke seksyen lawak. Tapi bila aku fikir lawak ni maybe ade moral yang baik kepada kerjaya wakil2 ni..so aku pos la kat sini. Aku harap tak jadi masalah la..tapi kalau salah mohon maaf lerr....

Ni aku quote kan kat bawah...enjoyyy!!!

An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager asks, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The Indian says, 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home'.

Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea?

'Of course,' the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down. 'How many sales did you make today?

The Indian says, 'One'

The manager groans, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales/day.'

How much was the sale for?'

The Indian says, '$101, 237.64.'

The manager exclaims, 'What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?'

The Indian replied, 'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Pajero.'

The manager says 'You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!'

The Indian says, 'No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing!!'

 

[azizriadi]

Aku pernah dapat email nie. Tapi mmg power idea dia. Dia menggunakan "hot button"....then dia condition org tu utk beli mcm2. Sama jugak dalam insurance...mula nak tanya benda lain, tapi bila kita condition semula org tu....sekali beli RM 1000 sebln for the whole family....(example)

 

[azizriadi]

istilah "jual beli insurans" ni pun dah Gharar..

Habih tu nak pakai istilah apa??...Bukan ke term tu yang sinonim yang orang senang faham (layman term) sama jugak...kalau ada org tanya...kou buat apa sekarang, aku agent Takaful ******, then org yang tanya tadi jawab ...Ohhhh, kou jual takaful ke?....Dah itu yang org senang faham....tapi yang paling penting perlaksanaan nya...bukan setakat hanya pada Istilah yang digunapakai.

Sekian

Ingat MEDICAL Ingat PRUDENTIAL

 

[romono]

ikut keselesaan dan kepahaman masing2lah nak gunakan istilah ape2 pun....asalkan istilah tu tak menyinggung perasaan orang lain ataupun istilah tu tak mengandungi unsur2 lucah dah ler....itu pun mau cita kaaaaaaaaa....haiyaaaaaaaaaaa....make it simple laaaaaaaaaaa....#:-S

 

[brodean]

susah2 sgt...takyah citer takaful/insuran ni sume..

Ckp aje : "buat derma utk tabung khairat.."
abis citer..

 

[duskcircle]

susah2 sgt...takyah citer takaful/insuran ni sume..

Ckp aje : "buat derma utk tabung khairat.."
abis citer..

ok gak tuh...derma bersyarat...., syarat yg diredhoi oleh peserta...,

 

[brodean]

a'ah..tak pun.simpanan dlm satu ke..menderma sambil menyimpan ke..bersedeqah amal jariah dpt pahala ke..ahhh..apa2 la labuuuu..janji tak gharar..

 

[duskcircle]

a'ah..tak pun.simpanan dlm satu ke..menderma sambil menyimpan ke..bersedeqah amal jariah dpt pahala ke..ahhh..apa2 la labuuuu..janji tak gharar..

hang ni ceria lain macam je....,

 

[klleman]

Aku pernah dapat email nie. Tapi mmg power idea dia. Dia menggunakan "hot button"....then dia condition org tu utk beli mcm2. Sama jugak dalam insurance...mula nak tanya benda lain, tapi bila kita condition semula org tu....sekali beli RM 1000 sebln for the whole family....(example)

A'ah betul la Aziz, aku minat kat ayat last tu ekekekek...sbb nak beli kotex jer )

The Indian says, 'No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing!!'