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[T1000]

this is a new breed of chicken after chicken price getting more expensive..)

if this is a good chicken breed.. i hope you are not an oppoturnist person to increase the price like our healty2 minister in our country

and i just want to tell you.. today im looking for fireworks chicken at bazar ramadhan.. but i cant find them.. )
so i decide to buy a bit pieces of brain-brain

Brain-Brain = otak-otak )

 

[T1000]

the ayam can sell bunga api meh?

chicken nowadays oso wanna make money

of course la.. because they also need to balik kampong this hari raya.. they must selling2 the bunga api and the mercun mercun and whatsoever.. )

 

[shukcaya]

how'd you know? ) )
InsyaAllah, soon. ;

How about you?
how's everything?

wahhh cograte btw paid

me?juz fine anyway.
n happily gain some weight maybe :">

 

[shukcaya]

brain-brain ? ))

me wanna buy rolling chicken tomorrow )

 

[shukcaya]

 

[shukcaya]

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, Romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.‘

The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again…

I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me..‘

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..

The husband became 92 years old!!!

Moral: Men should remember fairies are females too.


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[eLLYaNa]

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, Romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.‘

The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again…

I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me..‘

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..

The husband became 92 years old!!!

Moral: Men should remember fairies are females too.


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hahaha this one really crack me up. lol.

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[shukcaya]

A plane was carrying mental patients who were making lot of noise, one patient pops into the cockpit and orders the pilots to teach him to fly a plane.

PILOT: yes we will but on a condition that u tell your friends to keep quiet, off he goes and after a short while everywhere became quiet

And he came back, "teach me now" he said, amazed the pilots asked "but how did u manage to silence your friends?"

PATIENT: I've opened the door for them to go and play out side.

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[shukcaya]

A Professor was traveling by boat.

On his way he asked the sailor :
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology ?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor : What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking.

The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology ?

The professor said no.

Sailor : “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

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[shukcaya]

Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man says, "You think you have family problems?" Listen to my situation..

''A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.

Later, my dad married my stepdaughter.

That made my stepdaughter my step-mom and my dad became my stepson-in-law.

Also my wife became mom-in-law to her dad-in-law.

Then my wife's daughter, my step-mom, had a son.

This boy was my half-brother 'cause he was my dad's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson.

That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now, the half-sister of my son, my step-mom, is also the grand-mom.

My dad is the bro-in-law of my child, who is the stepbrother of my dad's wife! AND

YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS?"

the other guy fainted...


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