Lawak sammi

[akecema]

eneral Musharaf, Samy Vellu, Mahathir and Gloria Arroyo are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Arroyo and Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Samy Vellu is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Musharraf is thinking: “These Malaysians are all crazy after Arroyo. Samy must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.”

Arroyo is thinking: “Samy must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Musharraf instead and got slapped.”

Samy is thinking: “Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss Arroyo, she thought it was me and slapped me.”

Mahathir is simply thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Samy again.”

rasanya dah penah ader.. tp telah ditambah tolak sikit

 

[zCk]

cerita sama tapi watak berbeza...kira scam jgk la...

 

[miXxer]

bedal je la labu.. )

 

[sri mawar]

heheheh... ada inovatif gak

 

[blackstylus]

hah!!!! korg ngutuk ak eh?!

 

[protozuaqs]

hah!!!! korg ngutuk ak eh?!

Wahai Tuan Haji Mahathir,sebagai seorang yang telah kembali ke pangkal rahim,janganlah sekali-kali Tuan Haji melenting atau marah dengan tindakan sesetengah pihak yang suka mengeji dan menghina Tn Hj.Ini adalah perkara biasa yang ditempuhi oleh bekas penjahat-penjahat apabila mereka telah bertaubat daripada perbuatan2 mereka yang lalu.

Harap Tuan Haji Mahathir sabar.