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[CikSukan]

The story of Ah Singh


1.A Singh who is a sailor
>Karpal Singh

2.A Singh who attend chinese wedding party
>Yam Singh

3.A Singh who is digging a hole?
>Menggali Singh

4.A Singh who like to slap people?
>Tau Ba Singh

5.A Singh who is a gangster?
>SamSingh

6.A Singh who is lost?
>MisSingh

7.A Singh who is noisy?
>BisSingh

8.A Singh who like herbs?
>Gin Singh

9.A Singh who kill people?
>AssaSingh

10.A Singh with one ball?
>BalwantSingh (Ball one Singh)

11.A Singh with two ball?
>BalanSingh (as consider in balancing)

12.A Singh with three ball?
>Amazing!!!

13.A Singh who is swimming in an ice pool?
>KuldipSingh (cold deep sink)

14.A Singh who like to drink soyabean milk?
>YeoHupSingh

15.A Singh who own a ship that sank?
>No..Lah,not Titanic Singh..,He's KaramSingh

16.A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
>RelaxSingh

17.A Singh who is lausySingh?
>OwtarSingh

18.A Singh who likes roundabout?
>PuSingh

19.A Singh who is flying around on broom?
>SouPahSingh

20.A Singh who is three star General?
>Sam Lap Singh (cantonese)

21.If the Singh were to succeed in forming their own currency,what will they call their currency?
>Mata Wang Ah Singh

22.Then what do you call a Singh who like to scold people?
>TiewNiaSingh

Ok that all just for RelaxSingh hehehe

 

[zuljaalaa]

hehe.. ko minat kat singh ke?

 

[egold2u]

Teka-teki Yg Perlu Di Beri Penampar????

TEKA-TEKI YG PERLU DI BERI PENAMPAR????

1) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M

2) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

3) Binatang ape power Karate?
Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

4) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

5) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

6) Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong...

7) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'?
Answer: Usus

8) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

9) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

10) Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

11) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
- Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'
(no comment!)

12) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe

13) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Answer: Tukang gali kubur

14) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Answer: Tahi hidung

15) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...

16) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile ape...

17) Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Answer: Dengan susah payah


hahaha....punyer la lawak..joke of the day!!

 

[CikSukan]

thanks egold2u
dah pernah baca tapi tak muak

 

[azlann1981]

Thread Moved.

 

[underscore]

15.A Singh who own a ship that sank?
>No..Lah,not Titanic Singh..,He's KaramSingh

hahaa... sekali aku lesing baru tau!!

 

[dark knight]

heard somewhere b4, still...

 

[badrush]

biase jerk...

 

[taufic]

uish thread 2006.. bule pasSingh skit nie