Kaunselor, klien dan burung

[mrvios]

Seorg kaunselor telah cuba kaunseling seorang kliennya baru kematian isteri sedang murung tahap gaban.usahanya memujuk kliennya selama beberapa jam didapati gagal.akhirnya beliau cuba pelbagai alternatif utk menyelesaikan kemurungan kliennya itu.

kaunselor: awak ambik buku cerita ni dan baca, esok hari jumpa saya.
klien: (mengangguk)

esoknya.......

kaunselor: bagaimana perasaan awak skrg?
klien: (geleng)
kaunselor: baiklah, cuba awak dengar lagu2 syahdu dlm ipod ni, esok jumpa saya.
klien: (mengangguk)

esoknya....

kaunselor: bagaimana perasaan awak skrg?
klien: (geleng)
kaunselor: baiklah, cuba awak amik DVD ni. tgk movie2 yg pasti menghiburkan, esok jumpa saya.
klien: (mengangguk)

esoknya....

kaunselor: bagaimana perasaan awak skrg?
klien: (geleng)
kaunselor: ok lah...ini saja jln terakhir yg boleh saya bantu. saya rasa awak perlu teman sebab tu awak murung. oklah saya hadiahkan burung kesayangan saya yg pandai berkata2 utk teman awak semalaman. mungkin boleh ubah perasaan awak.
klien: (mengangguk)

esoknya.....

ternyata klien dia sudah tersenyum dan ceria lalu kaunselor dgn penuh bersemangat bertanya,

kaunselor: bagaimana perasaan awak skrg?
klien: syukurlah, saya happy skrg! tapi daging burung tu liat sikitlah....
kaunselor:(

 

[Gila Komik]

x pasal2 burung kne ngap...burung ape ek???

 

[rissa]

 

[karmila]

Muahahahaha...moral cite nih, jangan hadiahkan burung kesayangan anda pada orang yang murung tahap gaban...

 

[NEMO]

burung murai..burung apa? burung murai

 

[vtec]

burung daging liat....) ) )

 

[rainsurfer]

hehe..camni punye kes pon ade..

 

[ahbond]

claim jer dekat client tadi...cost termasuk..kaunseling dan harge burung...eheheh..baru dia tahu..
sedih tp berbalas...

 

[Tcrubuyuuie]

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[surfer957]

Tak pasal2 burung tu kena makan. Lepasni mesti doktor tu pulak murung tahap gaban.