IT jokes

[eboss]

Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

 

[eboss]

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

 

[eboss]

Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

 

[eboss]

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

 

[eboss]

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

 

[geniusneuro]

so lol...

hahaha...

 

[boblynn02]

lawak giler.. kah kah kah..

 

[erDrAg00n]

mmg lawak...
adeh...
cant find printer...

 

[mangkaq]

Abish dah k???hahahahha...nak lagi!!!