IQ at Putrajaya

[revolver]

IQ at Putrajaya


Najib asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

" Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people."

Najib frowned, and then asked, " But how do I know the people around me
are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer
an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Najib went back home to ask Mahyudin the same question. "Answer this for me.
Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister.
Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Mahyudin. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He went to his
advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Lim Guan Eng's shoes in the next stall.
Mahyudin didn't want but asked anyway, "Lim, can you answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Lim yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Mahyudin smiled, and said, "Thanks!"
Then, he went back to speak with Najib."Say, I did some research and I have the answer
to that riddle. It's Lim Guan Eng!"
Najib got up, stomped over to Mahyudin, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You *****!
It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON IN Putrajaya

 

[JohnJenin]

haha..memang mangkuk dua ekor tu...

 

[JutaGold]

hahaha, mmg lawak lah.. dua2 *****... )

 

[kalam79]

yg bertanye mangkuk yg mnjwb mangkuk tgkt..
same jer mangkuknyer...))

 

[shashiok]

Orang yang laaaaagi mangkuk ialah orang yang sokong dedua mangkuk tu...double mangkuk )

 

[bourne]

Orang yang laaaaagi mangkuk ialah orang yang sokong dedua mangkuk tu...double mangkuk )

aku rasa double mangkuk ni spesis mangkuk tingkat gak laa. hahahaa

 

[G-Trader]

keke..watak yg xblh blah..)

 

[bob76]

heheh...mmg lawak

 

[itik_mabuk]

ngah3 lawak2..hehe x baik la wat lawak cmtu even aku pon x suka sgt dorg at least give them some respect la..at least dorg dah jd pemimpin kita..

 

[revolver]

ngah3 lawak2..hehe x baik la wat lawak cmtu even aku pon x suka sgt dorg at least give them some respect la..at least dorg dah jd pemimpin kita..

aku tak rasa orang macam depa2 tu boleh pimpin aku...
)))