45 year old woman!

[abahmu]

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sedapnya mulut kau ngata org!!! cermin diri dulu....

 

[farouck]

SABAQ LA OIII....

PENDAPAT BUKANNYA PENDAPATAN...

translate sendiri..

 

[klleman]

SABAQ LA OIII....

PENDAPAT BUKANNYA PENDAPATAN...

translate sendiri..

Tak per farouck.... tapi, saya suka cara awak berfikir

 

[klleman]

When's your next flight???

After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.
As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3" black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, "HIJACK!"

Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen.
And two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another voice answered from the back of the plane: "HI JOHN!"

The moral of the story is:
If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever call him in the plane. Otherwise you may land yourself in deep shit.

 

[klleman]

Pada suatu petang sepasang teruna dan dara duduk di bawah sepohon pokok sambil menikmati suasana indah di tepi pantai port dickson.

Dara : Abang sayang tak kek den..??

Teruna : Dah tontulah sayang..apo hal eh pulak tanyo nih..?

Dara : Sajo, yo...abangggg. . eden ado satu toka toki nih..??

Teruna : Apo bondo eh ??

Dara : Kalau abang sayang kek eden ..kono jawab dongan botul tau²....

Teruna : Abang cubolah.. camano tuh..

Dara : Kalau abang botul² pandai..cubo sobutkan bezo eh antaro burung dan kapa torobang ?

Teruna : umangg aiiii...Sonang eh....burung bondo idup, kapa torobang tidak..botul tak ?

Dara : Salah... cubo laei..

Teruna : Burung kocik dan kapa torobang bosa gilo.......

Dara : Salahhhhhhhhhh. . cubo laei..ni poluang terakhir tau

Teruna : Burung ringan...kapa torobang boghek gilo....

Dara : somuo eh salah...!! apo la punyo lombab.. hahahahah.

Teruna : Apo nih..somuo eh salah..apo jawapan ehh...??

Dara : Dongar botul² yo..Kapa Torobang bilo naik..makin lamo makin kocikk... 'BURUNG' lak makin naik makin memBOSARRRRRRRRRRRR .....!! hwah..hwah.. hwah..tak gitu...

 

[sephialiyana]

giler punya ali..

 

[dell]

mmg lawak la...cikgu dgn anak murid die...

adui...x tahan la...hampeh punye mat..

 

[fine net]

Pada suatu petang sepasang teruna dan dara duduk di bawah sepohon pokok sambil menikmati suasana indah di tepi pantai port dickson.

Dara : Abang sayang tak kek den..??

Teruna : Dah tontulah sayang..apo hal eh pulak tanyo nih..?

Dara : Sajo, yo...abangggg. . eden ado satu toka toki nih..??

Teruna : Apo bondo eh ??

Dara : Kalau abang sayang kek eden ..kono jawab dongan botul tau²....

Teruna : Abang cubolah.. camano tuh..

Dara : Kalau abang botul² pandai..cubo sobutkan bezo eh antaro burung dan kapa torobang ?

Teruna : umangg aiiii...Sonang eh....burung bondo idup, kapa torobang tidak..botul tak ?

Dara : Salah... cubo laei..

Teruna : Burung kocik dan kapa torobang bosa gilo.......

Dara : Salahhhhhhhhhh. . cubo laei..ni poluang terakhir tau

Teruna : Burung ringan...kapa torobang boghek gilo....

Dara : somuo eh salah...!! apo la punyo lombab.. hahahahah.

Teruna : Apo nih..somuo eh salah..apo jawapan ehh...??

Dara : Dongar botul² yo..Kapa Torobang bilo naik..makin lamo makin kocikk... 'BURUNG' lak makin naik makin memBOSARRRRRRRRRRRR .....!! hwah..hwah.. hwah..tak gitu...

nie lawak 18sx nie..x sesuai utk kanak2...hahahaha..

 

[fine net]

aku rase....title thread nie di tkr...sbb dlm nie lawak da bercampur..bkn lawak "45 year old woman!" lg.....

 

[zCk]

aku rase....title thread nie di tkr...sbb dlm nie lawak da bercampur..bkn lawak "45 year old woman!" lg.....

tul tu..yang 45 year old woman tu intro jer la..
paling xlawak sekali, xbertempat...
( jngn buat lawak pasal tuhan, agama )