Clearly pronouncing the letter “s” when you’re missing your front teeth is difficult to do – often it sounds like the hiss of a snake. When the guy below posted a “roast me” request, that became the focus of the roast.
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“Roatht me.” Those two words were all it took to get to the core of it. Judging from crazed expression on his face, it seems like he’s able to take a joke, so we don’t imagine he took it too seriously.
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Whatever the reason – the particular lighting in the room or the glare from the camera – the woman’s face below took on a deep shine. Her skin is glistening and a little greasy. That unique facial feature became the central focus of the roast.
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Although she might have used moisturizer, we doubt that came in the form of rubbing a corn dog over your skin. This burn tells us more about the roaster than the roastee – namely, that the roaster was hungry!
Internet roasters usually try to pick out one unique feature and cycle through as many insults as possible. However, the roaster firing off at the unfortunate volunteer below managed to say something about his nose, lips, and eyebrows – a trifecta of burns!
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The central theme is having a wide nose and thick eyebrows. We aren’t sure how the roastee feels about that kind of insult, but, in general, it’s important to have thick skin before subjecting yourself to ruthless internet strangers.
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Roasters are trained to pick out any distinctive feature and pick it apart. That’s the whole point of a roast – to make fun of physical appearances. The woman below must have known that before subjecting herself to a voluntary roast. However, that doesn’t mean the roasts don’t burn.
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“Your nose has a nose.” Yikes! While it’s true that there’s a bit of a bump on her nose, it’s far from the size of another nose. Hopefully, she didn’t get too self-conscious after that comment.
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The insult “you’re two-faced” usually means that you say one (usually positive) thing when someone is around but another (usually negative) thing when they’re absent. A variation on that insult was used on the following woman.
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Rather than calling out anything about her personality or behavior (which is kind of hard from a still picture), the roasters made a “two-faced” comment about her actual face. To them, her symmetrical nose with piercings on both nostrils and a hoop earring underneath look like a second face.
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Sonic the Hedgehog with its famous blue hair came out in the early 1990s because Sega Genesis wanted to compete with Nintendo’s Mario. Since then, the game has been remade for other video game consoles and has even sparked a few movies.
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According to the Redditors who roasted the woman above, it also influenced her choice of hair color! The “ring” in the roast refers to both the video game rings that Sonic collected and the desire for an engagement ring.
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Many people want to be edgy or quirky. They’re not comfortable fitting in, so they decide to dress up differently or style their hair and face in uncommon ways. This has led to a lot of creativity in the makeup world.
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Alongside the traditional red lipstick, manufacturers have also created a bewildering variety of shades that range from pink to purple to “White girl internal sorrow.” We doubt that’s the actual name, but it may fit what the woman was feeling inside.
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Groucho Marx was a massive comedy star in the 20th century and his distinctive look influenced the so-called “Groucho glasses.” Most people wear them as a joke or as part of a Halloween costume, but they’re also common as regular glasses.
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The woman in the roast above wore them that way. However, Redditor roastees immediately saw a similarity and called her out on it! It seems she was missing out on the giant fake mustache – an essential part of the disguise.
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A “404 error” isn’t anyone’s idea of a good time. It’s an annoying internet glitch that means a webpage can’t be found. Either it has been taken offline or it needs to be searched another way. The Redditors who roasted the woman below took that as a starting point.
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Instead of a webpage not being found, the roasters couldn’t find the woman’s upper lip. We’re pretty sure that her upper lip is still there, it just gets lost when she cracks a smile.
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It’s amazing how many different kinds of hairstyles there are – the mohawk, the ponytail, the bun. A new one that you might not have heard of is the audio cassette curls. The “roast me” volunteer below had that insult leveled at her shortly after posting a picture of her long curls.
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Although it might be a stretch, it’s a pretty creative way to describe curls. The roastee looks pretty upbeat, so she probably let that creative insult roll off her shoulders.
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