20 tips hiburan semasa memandu...

[Dr.Jay]

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat.
Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk
radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish
around from the ceiling.
Gantung ikan2 dalam kereta. Pakai alat menyelam...

4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your
back window in red paint. The more it
looks like blood, the better.
Tulis perkataan 'Tolong' kat cermin blakang. Guna cat merah, biar nampak macam darah..

6. Pay the toll for the car behind you.
Watch in rear view mirror as toll
collector tries to explain to next driver.
Bayar toL tuk org blakag...
paid

7. Honk frequently without motivation.
Picit hon... buat bodoh..

8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed
animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window
or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Put your arms down the legs of an
extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on
your hands, and lean the seat back as
you drive.
13. At stop lights, eye the person in
the next car suspiciously. With a look
of fear, suddenly lock your doors.
Kat traffic light... Tengo org kat keta sebelah...
Buat2 muka takut... terus, tiba2, picit lock keta.


14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave
back, offer an offended and angry look
as if they gave you an obscene gesture.
16. At stop lights, ask people if they
have any Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a
very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the
rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking
them lovingly.

 

[SmartEddy]

... nanti orang kat hang ni gila ker apa, tak pasal2 lesen kena tarik balik 2 tahun

 

[hazualuv]

ni pemandu yang bermasalah ni....tak pasai2 orang ingat die ni gilo ker aper..hhehheee

 

[MKH]

aku kalau bosan drive sorang2, aku suka bg hon pastu angkat tangan kt org yg bersih2kn jln, org maintenance highway, org baiki jln, org potong rumput, abes semua la aku hon..

hehehe...maklum la kalau balik kmpg sorang2 bosan gila..

 

[hazualuv]

aku kalau bosan drive sorang2, aku suka bg hon pastu angkat tangan kt org yg bersih2kn jln, org maintenance highway, org baiki jln, org potong rumput, abes semua la aku hon..

hehehe...maklum la kalau balik kmpg sorang2 bosan gila..

aik..orang macam ni pun ader ker....bagus2 pe respon daripada mereka yang ko angkat tangn tu:-? :-?

 

[boey]

confirm gila.. kalau lesen ditarik balik tak apa.. kalau masuk lokap, merana beb..

 

[boey]

8. Stop at the green lights.

nie aku tak tau apa akan jadi.. mesti kena amuk oleh keta belakang

 

[akay]

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat.
Gagged.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the
rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking
them lovingly.

leh save minyak nie

 

[irsaffy]

gilo ko apo?? buang tebiat....

 

[miXxer]

xtra tip = raba org sblh )